Posts tagged sprinklekat

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Posted 3 months ago
I’m not sure whether or not it’s okay to post this but I am so fucking glad you thought of me during these trying times Zoom

I’m not sure whether or not it’s okay to post this but I am so fucking glad you thought of me during these trying times

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Posted 5 months ago
pyreo: Merry Christmas Fivetail The best friend anyone could ask for. I LOVE YOU BRO And this was drawn by the wonderful Siins! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Zoom

pyreo:

Merry Christmas Fivetail

The best friend anyone could ask for.

I LOVE YOU BRO

And this was drawn by the wonderful Siins!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Posted 6 months ago

Attempted Common Tag Bingo #1

Fanart of Karkat, Davesprite, and John, sitting on a couch in that order. They’re all playing TF2. Karkat has a spoon full of heavily sprinkled ice cream in his mouth, Davesprite’s got his wings curled around each kid to his side, and John’s eyes / the dark blue portions of his god-tier outfit are #00009a. This fanart is uploaded as an image below an audio post of a good song I’ve never heard before, which may or may not be related to the picture itself.

EDIT: INJURED!DAVESPRITE. HIS REMAINING WING IS CURLED AROUND JOHN. #guro

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Posted 6 months ago

OKAY FUCK THE SPRINKLE TAG IS SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.

ALLOW ME TO PUT THIS IN TERMS THE NORMAL TUMBLRDWELLER CAN UNDERSTAND.

WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SEE:

ME:

TINTED RED FOR OBSERVATIONAL CONVENIENCE DUE TO THE FACT THIS COLOUR IS WHAT I SEE WHENEVER I BEAR UNFORTUNATE WITNESS TO THIS KID CIRCLING AROUND LIKE HE WAS RIDING A TWO-WHEELED DEVICE TIED SIDEWAYS TO A STAKE.

THAT IS TO SAY, IF THIS FUCKING PICTURE SHOWS UP IN MY SPRINKLE TAG ONE MORE TIME SO HELP ME GOD I WILL TRACK DOWN WHOSOEVER MADE THE ORIGINAL IMAGE MACRO AND BURY THEM ALIVE IN A TORRENTIAL SPRINKLESTORM WHOSE EPICENTER IS MY UNBRIDLED MULTICOLOURED RAGE.

NOT EVEN THE GOOD SPRINKLES EITHER I MEAN THE REALLY SHITTY HARD DOTTY KIND THAT TASTES LIKE MEDICINE AND GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH.

THEY’D PROBABLY HURT MORE, TOO.

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Posted 6 months ago
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. NO MORE THAN TWO SPRINKLEKINDS PER CONFECTION. AS DELICIOUS AS IT WOULD FUCKING BE, THE CUPCAKE AND THE ICING IS THE CENTER OF THE PRESENTATION, SLATHER TOO MANY SPRINKLES ON THAT SHIT AND PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO SMOTHER YOUR SHITTY BAKING. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SINGLE BLUE SPRINKLE DOING ON THAT CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE THAT SPRINKLE IS A SPY CHOOSE A SIDE, ASSHOLE, WE’RE AT WAR

THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE. NO MORE THAN TWO SPRINKLEKINDS PER CONFECTION. AS DELICIOUS AS IT WOULD FUCKING BE, THE CUPCAKE AND THE ICING IS THE CENTER OF THE PRESENTATION, SLATHER TOO MANY SPRINKLES ON THAT SHIT AND PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO SMOTHER YOUR SHITTY BAKING.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

WAIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SINGLE BLUE SPRINKLE DOING ON THAT CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE

THAT SPRINKLE IS A SPY

CHOOSE A SIDE, ASSHOLE, WE’RE AT WAR

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Posted 6 months ago

For all you wonderful newcomers I actually have a sprinklekat tag fancy that

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Posted 6 months ago
HOW FUCKING FESTIVE IS THIS SHIT. IS IT ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE A BROWNIE CUT LIKE A PIZZA? THE ANSWER IS NO. IT IS NEVER FUCKING ENOUGH. THE GREAT BROWNIE ANCESTOR FED FROM THE GREAT FORBIDDEN BROWNIE ANCESTOR TREE AND WAS HEREBY CONDEMNED FROM EVER BEING NAKED. YOU HAVE TO IMPALE IT UP THE ASS WITH A CANDY CANE AND SMOTHER IT IN ICING AND SPRINKLES THE WAY GOD INTENDED. OH YEAH AND I GUESS THE SPRINKLES ARE PRETTY NICE TOO.

HOW FUCKING FESTIVE IS THIS SHIT.

IS IT ENOUGH THAT YOU HAVE A BROWNIE CUT LIKE A PIZZA? THE ANSWER IS NO. IT IS NEVER FUCKING ENOUGH. THE GREAT BROWNIE ANCESTOR FED FROM THE GREAT FORBIDDEN BROWNIE ANCESTOR TREE AND WAS HEREBY CONDEMNED FROM EVER BEING NAKED. YOU HAVE TO IMPALE IT UP THE ASS WITH A CANDY CANE AND SMOTHER IT IN ICING AND SPRINKLES THE WAY GOD INTENDED.

OH YEAH AND I GUESS THE SPRINKLES ARE PRETTY NICE TOO.

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Posted 10 months ago

>go downstairs for a glass of water >come back with ice cream and sprinkles

#STARES REALLY FUCKING HARD

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Posted 10 months ago
cakesonholiday: Popsicle Brownies GOD, THAT IS LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT SPECIES OF SPRINKLES ON A SINGLE PLATE. YOU SHOULD NEED A FUCKING PERMIT FOR THIS SHIT. THE WORLD CANNOT HANDLE THIS. Zoom

cakesonholiday:

Popsicle Brownies

GOD, THAT IS LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT SPECIES OF SPRINKLES ON A SINGLE PLATE.

YOU SHOULD NEED A FUCKING PERMIT FOR THIS SHIT. THE WORLD CANNOT HANDLE THIS.

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Posted 10 months ago
WOW THIS IS SURPRISINGLY FUCKING RELEVANT Zoom

WOW THIS IS SURPRISINGLY FUCKING RELEVANT

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Posted 10 months ago
WHAT BETTER WAY TO END A SPRINKLE SPAM THAN WITH SOME BRIGHT BLUE ASS CREAM.

WHAT BETTER WAY TO END A SPRINKLE SPAM THAN WITH SOME BRIGHT BLUE ASS CREAM.

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Posted 10 months ago
STORY TIME, KIDS. WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I ALWAYS GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOT DECORATING MY GINGERBREAD MEN THE WAY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO. YOU KNOW HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT BADLY PACKAGED ICING AND SMEAR IT IN A SEMBLANCE OF A CLOTHING OUTLINE AROUND YOUR GINGERBREAD MAN, THEN USE FUCKING M&MS AS BUTTONS AND GUMDROPS AS EYES AND FUCKING USE CHOPSTICKS TO POSITION THE SPRINKLES RIGHT AROUND HIS COAT AND ALL THAT OTHER HEART-WARMING CHRISTMAS TRADITION BULLSHIT. NOPE. USED MY FINGER TO SMEAR ICING ALL OVER THE LITTLE BASTARD. THEN I PUT THE LITTLE BASTARD FACE-DOWN IN A PILE OF SPRINKLES. HOGGED ALL THE SPRINKLES, SURE, BUT I HAD THE BEST-TASTING GINGERBREAD MAN IN THE FAMILY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAD SPARSELY-DECORATED CARDBOARD. MORAL OF THE STORY SPRINKLES ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS

STORY TIME, KIDS.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I ALWAYS GOT IN TROUBLE FOR NOT DECORATING MY GINGERBREAD MEN THE WAY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT BADLY PACKAGED ICING AND SMEAR IT IN A SEMBLANCE OF A CLOTHING OUTLINE AROUND YOUR GINGERBREAD MAN, THEN USE FUCKING M&MS AS BUTTONS AND GUMDROPS AS EYES AND FUCKING USE CHOPSTICKS TO POSITION THE SPRINKLES RIGHT AROUND HIS COAT AND ALL THAT OTHER HEART-WARMING CHRISTMAS TRADITION BULLSHIT.

NOPE.

USED MY FINGER TO SMEAR ICING ALL OVER THE LITTLE BASTARD.

THEN I PUT THE LITTLE BASTARD FACE-DOWN IN A PILE OF SPRINKLES.

HOGGED ALL THE SPRINKLES, SURE, BUT I HAD THE BEST-TASTING GINGERBREAD MAN IN THE FAMILY WHILE EVERYONE ELSE HAD SPARSELY-DECORATED CARDBOARD.

MORAL OF THE STORY SPRINKLES ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS

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Posted 10 months ago
SHIT, BRO, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU AND DAVE ATE AT YOGEN FRUZ.

SHIT, BRO, I DIDN’T KNOW YOU AND DAVE ATE AT YOGEN FRUZ.

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Posted 10 months ago
FOR ONE THING, YOGEN FRUZ DOESN’T SWIRL UP THE FUCKING PRODUCT UNTIL THE SIMPLE ACT OF MOVING A SPOON SPARKS A SPRINKLE AVALANCHE FROM WHICH NO ONE IN THE FOOD COURT WILL ESCAPE. NO, WITH YOGEN FRUZ YOU CAN DO SHIT LIKE THIS. AND SHIT LIKE THIS IS WONDERFUL. Zoom

FOR ONE THING, YOGEN FRUZ DOESN’T SWIRL UP THE FUCKING PRODUCT UNTIL THE SIMPLE ACT OF MOVING A SPOON SPARKS A SPRINKLE AVALANCHE FROM WHICH NO ONE IN THE FOOD COURT WILL ESCAPE.

NO, WITH YOGEN FRUZ YOU CAN DO SHIT LIKE THIS.

AND SHIT LIKE THIS IS WONDERFUL.